stoney
Enter the Stoned Age

stoney
Enter the Stoned Age

FIND NEAR YOU
THE STONED AGE
Experience the transcendental evolution of the human psyche with this syrup. We call it: Entering the “Stoned Age“. We took the rare Hybrid Wedding Cake and enhanced it with minor cannabinoid CBG. You’ll be left wondering, “am I really baked? or is this actually working?”…(both).


RASPBERRY SMASH
What’s inside these syrups? Besides THC, real fruit, and organic ingredients…the rare Hybrid Wedding Cake, enhanced by minor cannabinoid CBG. Essentially, these gummies create Nobel Prize-worthy high-deas. You’re welcome.

Real Fruit

Plant-Based

Organic Ingredients

Gluten Free

Dairy/Soy Free

Nothing Artificial
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